Release date: August 8, 2014  There is no calm before the storm. We’ve had our fair share of big budget disaster flicks: Waterworld, Volcano, 2012, and The Day After Tomorrow. While not a new concept, Hollywood always tries to redo a “winning” formula. This time they married two genres to create Into The Storm: Disaster…

Release date: October 18, 2013  You can’t expose the world’s greatest secrets without exposing your own… Chicken stuff Here I was, sitting all handsome and thinking Benedict Cumberbatch could do no wrong. Oh how I was terribly mistaken. The Social Network The Fifth Estate is the story of recent events surrounding the infamous, secret-exposing website wikileaks…

Release date: June 7, 2013  Crashing the system… is not as fun as crashing a wedding. In the immortal words of Jason the Red Ranger, “Back to action!” And I truly believed this action would be tickling my funny bone. Oh how I was slightly wrong. The Internship is a film about two lifelong friends…

Release date: February 6, 2009 Never tell them the odds. Because the dorkiest one of them got the hot chick. WTF, man? I guess it was fitting that Fanboys took like a million years to come out after being announced and even produced seeing as it is directly related to Star Wars, which took like…

Release date: October 26, 2012  This Halloween prepare for a 3D ride through hell… of the senses. Holy Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! It’s another film sequel based off of a popular videogame. And boy do we all know those do so well! I’m looking at you Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the…

Release date: October 19, 2012  All the activity has led to this… crapfest. In what I like to believe is starting off YEAR-TWO of thestabilo.com I am watching the sequel of the first film I reviewed for this lovely little non-pornographic website: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4. Last year’s Paranormal Activity 3 (Read my review here) was…

Release date: August 22, 2012  A comedy that never takes its foot off the gas. While I was sitting in the theater, I kept thinking I was on the first season of Punk’d, Because I kept hoping this film was just an elaborate prank. I was wrong. Hit and Run is an “action” romantic “comedy” starring Dax…

Release Date: April 27, 2012  Prepare yourselves to be whelmed. The Raven starring John Cusack is a thriller fictionalization of the final days of famed poet Edgar Allen Poe‘s life; as he aides Inspector Fields (Luke Evans) solve a series of murders based on Poe’s fictional work. Brace yourselves as this is a period piece…

Release Date: February 24, 2012  Man, have we all seen this film before! No. I’m serious. If you have seen at least five films, then you have seen Gone before. So this week I re-watched the old tail of a person (Amanda Seyfried this time) with a “troubled past” get caught up in the same danger/mischief…

Release Date: February 17 2012  I honestly wish I had done more research before going to see This Means War. I might have changed my mind knowing that CHELSEA HANDLER was going to disgrace us with her presence. With that being said upfront. I managed to sit in my comfortable seat for almost exactly 2…