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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    Release Date: April 13, 2012  Holy bunt cakes Batman. Ever heard of the expression, “hell in a handbasket?” Well it fits here, only if you find handbaskets to be an effin’ good time! The Cabin in the Woods is certainly a fun flick. It’s self aware nature lets us just suspend the disbelief. Written by both…

  • Mirror Mirror

    Release Date: March 30, 2012  Girl “effin” power! Mirror Mirror almost put Spice World and Disney’s Tangled to a collective cinematic women empowering shame! Let me start things off by saying, this isn’t going to be movie of the year. It won’t even be movie of the week for me. But this is a good…

  • Project X

    Release Date: March 2, 2012  For an R-rated comedy, there sure are a lot of boobs! I barely sat down for Project X this week. And I mean barely sat down as for most of the movie I was either jumping, cheering, cringing or booing heavily. I have no idea where to start with this…

  • 21 Jump Street

    Release Date: March 16, 2012 Raunchy when needed, but never cheesy. I’m still laughing at this one. Guy and gals, I sat down for a very outrageous and hilarious night of rawboned Jonah Hill and stone faced Channing Tatum. 21 Jump Street, THE MOVIE was written by one of the dudes who brought us Scott…

  • Gone

    Release Date: February 24, 2012  Man, have we all seen this film before! No. I’m serious. If you have seen at least five films, then you have seen Gone before. So this week I re-watched the old tail of a person (Amanda Seyfried this time) with a “troubled past” get caught up in the same danger/mischief…

  • Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    Release Date: February 17, 2012  I. Just. Can’t. Believe. How great. Nick Cage’s. WIlliam Shatner impression. IS. So this week, I sat down for the latest 3D flick to be pumped into theaters: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance! Boy oh boy was this… something! Although I will have to admit that I was slightly distracted during the…

  • This Means War

    Release Date: February 17 2012  I honestly wish I had done more research before going to see This Means War. I might have changed my mind knowing that CHELSEA HANDLER was going to disgrace us with her presence. With that being said upfront. I managed to sit in my comfortable seat for almost exactly 2…

  • The Grey

    Release Date: January 27, 2012  Putting aside all the jokes and myths about the fact that Liam Neeson is extremely well endowed, I now know more than ever, if I am in a sticky situation I want Liam as my wingman. This guy is boss even when he’s depressed as shit. I recently sat down…

  • Red Tails

    Release Date: January 20, 2012  I got the visual pleasure of sitting down for George Lucas’ latest production: Red Tails. He exec-produced this little slice of cinematic aviation cake. So you know it’s going to be grand and well developed. However, I’m still paranoid since the Jar-Jar Binks fiasco of ’99. Red Tails follows the true story…

  • Man on a Ledge

    release date: January 27, 2011  Welcome to twenty-twelve! My news years started off with a bang. And by “with a bang,” I mean a poke! Elizabeth Banks with NO BRA alert! For my first review of the year I sat down for Man on a Ledge. Only the second film directed by Asger Leth, who…