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  • Fast Five

    Release date: April 29, 2012  After five flicks, they ran out of tag-lines. I got a speeding ticket a few weeks ago. Thinking about it made me go back and watch a film that has a base built around fast cars and racing. Fast Five barely has either! I never said I was a good person…

  • The Social Network

    Release date: October 1, 2010  You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies. I’m diving into the past. That’s correct: 2010. Back when times were simple and you could make a million 200 million dollars with a film about a billion dollar company, with Spiderman. The Social Network; a story about…

  • Paranormal Activity 4

    Release date: October 19, 2012  All the activity has led to this… crapfest. In what I like to believe is starting off YEAR-TWO of thestabilo.com I am watching the sequel of the first film I reviewed for this lovely little non-pornographic website: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4. Last year’s Paranormal Activity 3 (Read my review here) was…

  • In Time

    Release date: October 28, 2011  They say “time is power.” I say JT only needs four minutes to save the world. In Time, written and directed by Andrew Niccol (The Truman Show) stars Cillian “Scarecrow” Murphy, Justin “didn’t need to bring sexy back, because he never left” Timberlake, Amanda “Not so dead friend of Veronica” Seyfried, Johnny…

  • Seven Psychopaths

    Release date: October 12, 2012  Was it Dillinger who got shot in the eyeball? Holy Honey Boo Boo on Gogo Juice; this flick is over the richter scale with everything and a bag of chips. That’s right I’m talking about Martin McDonagh’s latest film: Seven Psychopaths. Judging from the trailer of this beast, one could expect something…

  • Looper

    Release date: September 28, 2012  Face your future. Fight you past. Sitting in the cinema, I couldn’t quite put my finger on the exact details of JG-L’s Willis-esque transformation until he turned to the side. Damn that honker has a steep drop-off. I never noticed the odd shape of Bruce Willis’ nose until they slapped that sucker…

  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    Release date: May 22, 1985  No man, no law, no war can stop him. This month’s Most Wanted Monday flick, as voted by you the audience was Rambo: First Blood Part II. Let’s just quickly look at the title of this film. It is all over the place, not making sense. The first blood was…

  • Hit and Run

    Release date: August 22, 2012  A comedy that never takes its foot off the gas. While I was sitting in the theater, I kept thinking I was on the first season of Punk’d, Because I kept hoping this film was just an elaborate prank. I was wrong. Hit and Run is an “action” romantic “comedy” starring Dax…

  • The Watch

    Release date: July 27, 2012  Got Protection? This flick has about as much focus as a kid with ADHD in a room full of colours and boobs. The Watch, previously titled Neighbourhood Watch is your typical sci-fi comedy filled with laughs, bangs and “WTF’s!?” Written by such comedic genii (writer’s note: That’s right- genii. Plural of…

  • Premium Rush

    Release date: August 24, 2012  Ride like hell. Pedestrians hate motorists. Motorists hate pedestrians. But everyone hates cyclists. Going into Premium Rush I couldn’t help but think about the add campaign for this flick really making it seem like The Transporter… on a bike. As good an action flick as that series is, I was…