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  • Skyfall

    American release date: November 9, 2012  Bond, James “McBeard” Bond. I have been known to be a fanboy in my life. I’m a nerd. I love Star Wars, Transformers, GI Joe, Batman, Ironman… The list goes on and on. But before I was ever exposed to any of them, my mom let me watch GoldenEye.…

  • The Condemned

    Release date: April 27, 2007  Ten people will fight. Nine people will die. You get to watch. Watch it in boxers. The Condemned. Currently streaming on Netflix! One of the later films in WWE’s first foray in the movie makin’ business.  It is also the first film with late 90’s blue collar, working man’s idol “Stone…

  • GoldenEye

    Release date: November 13, 1995  No limits. No fears. No substitutes. Just a boat-load of one-liners! GoldenEye. The seventeenth 007 James Bond film. The first with Pierce Brosnan as Bond and the film that spawned my favorite Nintendo64 game: GoldenEye. SO much could be said about this film and the series in general. Dating all…

  • X-Men: First Class

    Release date: June 13, 2011  Witness the moment that will change our world. Netflix. Oh how I love thee. With that love comes awesome flicks. When thinking of awesome flicks X-Men: First Class should be in that thought. And if it isn’t, you’re a jerk-face. So I sat down and streamed this little retro film…

  • Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

    Release date: October 26, 2012  This Halloween prepare for a 3D ride through hell… of the senses. Holy Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! It’s another film sequel based off of a popular videogame. And boy do we all know those do so well! I’m looking at you Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the…

  • Fast Five

    Release date: April 29, 2012  After five flicks, they ran out of tag-lines. I got a speeding ticket a few weeks ago. Thinking about it made me go back and watch a film that has a base built around fast cars and racing. Fast Five barely has either! I never said I was a good person…

  • The Social Network

    Release date: October 1, 2010  You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies. I’m diving into the past. That’s correct: 2010. Back when times were simple and you could make a million 200 million dollars with a film about a billion dollar company, with Spiderman. The Social Network; a story about…

  • Paranormal Activity 4

    Release date: October 19, 2012  All the activity has led to this… crapfest. In what I like to believe is starting off YEAR-TWO of thestabilo.com I am watching the sequel of the first film I reviewed for this lovely little non-pornographic website: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4. Last year’s Paranormal Activity 3 (Read my review here) was…

  • In Time

    Release date: October 28, 2011  They say “time is power.” I say JT only needs four minutes to save the world. In Time, written and directed by Andrew Niccol (The Truman Show) stars Cillian “Scarecrow” Murphy, Justin “didn’t need to bring sexy back, because he never left” Timberlake, Amanda “Not so dead friend of Veronica” Seyfried, Johnny…

  • Seven Psychopaths

    Release date: October 12, 2012  Was it Dillinger who got shot in the eyeball? Holy Honey Boo Boo on Gogo Juice; this flick is over the richter scale with everything and a bag of chips. That’s right I’m talking about Martin McDonagh’s latest film: Seven Psychopaths. Judging from the trailer of this beast, one could expect something…