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  • Rise of the Guardians

    Release date: November 21, 2012 Yule believe in elves. And SERBIAN SANTA! Happy Hardcore Holidays! It’s that wonderful time of year when families get together for parties that involve a lot of drinking, yelling and my aunt Gina  punching out my cousin Guido because he told her that the green dress she’s wearing makes her…

  • Jack Reacher

    Release date: December 21, 2012  The law has limits. He does not. He’s only limited by acting talent. “Jack Reacher, a soldier-turned-homicide investigator, works to unravel the truth behind murder allegations brought against a military sniper.” – Synopsis from Cineplex.ca This synopsis couldn’t be more 90’s. And it couldn’t be any worse for the film. Jack…

  • Batman Returns

    Cineplex’s MOST WANTED MONDAYS are back again. This month you, the people and quadrupeds voted! Like every month, I put my faith into the system and the majority of you silly gooses chose Batman Returns! How do you guys know every time!? So just to keep up appearances you should take a moment from my jolly site…

  • Playing For Keeps

    Release date: December 7, 2012 This holiday season, what do you really want? The Lego Star Wars Planets: Series 3. I’m not joking. Just by looking at the theatrical poster of Playing For Keeps I had a feeling I was about to see the standard 21st century romantic comedy. Thankfully I was kind of wrong. This flick…

  • The Perfect Score

    Release date: January 30, 2004  The S.A.T. is hard to take. It’s even harder to steal. But why is it so tough to do when you have two Avengers on your team!? Ah, The Perfect Score! A pubescent  version of Ocean’s Eleven? Me thinks so, yes. Staring Chris “Capt Amuricah” Evans,  Brian Greenberg, Scarlett “On my…

  • Fanboys

    Release date: February 6, 2009 Never tell them the odds. Because the dorkiest one of them got the hot chick. WTF, man? I guess it was fitting that Fanboys took like a million years to come out after being announced and even produced seeing as it is directly related to Star Wars, which took like…

  • Ready To Rumble

    Release date: April 7, 2000  Sometimes two heads are simply more than one. I have probably rented this movie more times than it would have costed to buy it three times. Yes I RENTED Ready To Rumble; and not only did I rent it, I rented it on VHS. (I’m getting old kiddies) For those of…

  • Here Comes The Boom

    Release date, October 12, 2012  One teacher still believes in fighting for his students, in his bathing suit. How did I ever let this one slip between my fingers!? The King of Queens and former teammate of Mrs Foley’s little hardcore wrestling legend Mick Foley, Kevin James is kicking ass in Here Comes The Boom!…

  • Lincoln

    Release date: November 16, 2012  Four score and seven years ago I started watching this film, and finished last night.  I was debating internally whether or not I should review Lincoln. My thoughts were all over the place. I could easily recognize that this is an Oscar caliber film, but could it be too big…

  • The Muppets

    Release date: November 23, 2011  I for one, welcome BACK our Muppet overlords. I’m not gonna hide it. If you read my review of The Muppet Christmas Carole you know just how much I love The Muppets. I grew up on reruns of The Muppet Show. Fozzie Bear is my bro. The Muppets have always transcended…