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  • Seven Psychopaths

    Release date: October 12, 2012  Was it Dillinger who got shot in the eyeball? Holy Honey Boo Boo on Gogo Juice; this flick is over the richter scale with everything and a bag of chips. That’s right I’m talking about Martin McDonagh’s latest film: Seven Psychopaths. Judging from the trailer of this beast, one could expect something…

  • Looper

    Release date: September 28, 2012  Face your future. Fight you past. Sitting in the cinema, I couldn’t quite put my finger on the exact details of JG-L’s Willis-esque transformation until he turned to the side. Damn that honker has a steep drop-off. I never noticed the odd shape of Bruce Willis’ nose until they slapped that sucker…

  • Batman: Under The Red Hood

    Dare to look beneath the hood.  Release date: July 27, 2010 Holy crusted metal Batman! (Schumacher Batman Reference) This one’s a wild ride from the get-go! Batman: Under The Red Hood is a DC Universe Animated Original based on the storylines “A Death in The Family” and “Under The Hood.” This little animated flick stars…

  • The Expendables 2

    Release date: August 17, 2012  Back for war. Over the hill action stars and guns and booms and one-liners make Tony a happy man. You want a good time? You want explosions? You want enough botox to kill three elephants and Joan Rivers!? You got it with The Expendables 2! Most of the cast from the first…

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    I’d like to take a moment and acknowledge the horrible events surrounding the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado. My heart and sympathies go out to the victims, their families, and everyone affected by the acts of that sick individual. He took a place I, and many other people call a second…

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Release date: May 16, 2012 (Cannes Film Festival)  New comers mixed with the best! Holy rubber poop monsters Batman! Moonrise Kingdom goes at you like a baboon with a score to settle. This is the latest film by low-budget superstar director Wes Anderson. Interestingly enough; this is his first venture without the 2001 male model of…

  • Ted

    Release date: June 29, 2012  Finally Giovanni Ribisi doesn’t kill it for me! I was bestowed the honour of watching Seth MacFarlane‘s Ted. And boy, let me tell you this is a wild ride. This comedy is the true essence of a buddy/bromance flick. Let’s ignore the fact that it’s a 30 something Mark Walhberg playing…

  • Project X

    Release Date: March 2, 2012  For an R-rated comedy, there sure are a lot of boobs! I barely sat down for Project X this week. And I mean barely sat down as for most of the movie I was either jumping, cheering, cringing or booing heavily. I have no idea where to start with this…

  • 21 Jump Street

    Release Date: March 16, 2012 Raunchy when needed, but never cheesy. I’m still laughing at this one. Guy and gals, I sat down for a very outrageous and hilarious night of rawboned Jonah Hill and stone faced Channing Tatum. 21 Jump Street, THE MOVIE was written by one of the dudes who brought us Scott…

  • Red Tails

    Release Date: January 20, 2012  I got the visual pleasure of sitting down for George Lucas’ latest production: Red Tails. He exec-produced this little slice of cinematic aviation cake. So you know it’s going to be grand and well developed. However, I’m still paranoid since the Jar-Jar Binks fiasco of ’99. Red Tails follows the true story…