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  • Gangster Squad

    Release date: January 11, 2013  No names. No badges. No mercy. Just gangstah. What do you get when you mix an awesome title, phenomenal actors, the director of Zombieland and Hollywood of the 1940’s? Awesome-sauce. Gangster Squad is written by Will Beall (contracted for Justice League) and stars Josh “Will always be young Tommy Lee Jones…

  • Django Unchained

    Release date: December 25, 2012  Life, liberty and the pursuit of vengeance… while sports awesome facial hair. I’ll be honest here. I actually didn’t have very high hopes for Django Unchained. While being a very open fan of Quentin Tarantino, I just couldn’t get behind the idea that he could write a racial piece set…

  • Almost Famous

    Release date: September 22, 2000  I much like Adam Savage of the Mythbusters hate throwing around the  term “perfect film” but there are two movies I can name without much wincing. The first being Raiders of The Lost Ark. The second is the film that set me down the path in life I currently follow: Almost Famous. No film…

  • Rise of the Guardians

    Release date: November 21, 2012 Yule believe in elves. And SERBIAN SANTA! Happy Hardcore Holidays! It’s that wonderful time of year when families get together for parties that involve a lot of drinking, yelling and my aunt Gina  punching out my cousin Guido because he told her that the green dress she’s wearing makes her…

  • Jack Reacher

    Release date: December 21, 2012  The law has limits. He does not. He’s only limited by acting talent. “Jack Reacher, a soldier-turned-homicide investigator, works to unravel the truth behind murder allegations brought against a military sniper.” – Synopsis from Cineplex.ca This synopsis couldn’t be more 90’s. And it couldn’t be any worse for the film. Jack…

  • Top 5 Christmas Films

    I’m fairly certain that I am not the only person who sits back every Christmas break for some Christmas themed film marathon. It’s a staple like that uncle who gives oddly long hugs as he caresses your back or the two cousins who haven’t spoken to each other in 10 years but still make it…

  • Batman Returns

    Cineplex’s MOST WANTED MONDAYS are back again. This month you, the people and quadrupeds voted! Like every month, I put my faith into the system and the majority of you silly gooses chose Batman Returns! How do you guys know every time!? So just to keep up appearances you should take a moment from my jolly site…

  • Playing For Keeps

    Release date: December 7, 2012 This holiday season, what do you really want? The Lego Star Wars Planets: Series 3. I’m not joking. Just by looking at the theatrical poster of Playing For Keeps I had a feeling I was about to see the standard 21st century romantic comedy. Thankfully I was kind of wrong. This flick…

  • The Perfect Score

    Release date: January 30, 2004  The S.A.T. is hard to take. It’s even harder to steal. But why is it so tough to do when you have two Avengers on your team!? Ah, The Perfect Score! A pubescent  version of Ocean’s Eleven? Me thinks so, yes. Staring Chris “Capt Amuricah” Evans,  Brian Greenberg, Scarlett “On my…

  • Fanboys

    Release date: February 6, 2009 Never tell them the odds. Because the dorkiest one of them got the hot chick. WTF, man? I guess it was fitting that Fanboys took like a million years to come out after being announced and even produced seeing as it is directly related to Star Wars, which took like…