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  • The Expendables 3

    Release date: August 15, 2014  All the taglines sucked for this film. I honestly should refer you all to my review of The Expendables 2. It ís likely still very accurate. Part of the band is back together! Older, less wrinkled with 50% more explosions The Expendables 3 promises to do exactly what the first…

  • Into The Storm

    Release date: August 8, 2014  There is no calm before the storm. We’ve had our fair share of big budget disaster flicks: Waterworld, Volcano, 2012, and The Day After Tomorrow. While not a new concept, Hollywood always tries to redo a “winning” formula. This time they married two genres to create Into The Storm: Disaster…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Release date: August 1, 2014  When things get bad, They’ll do their worst. In Marvel Studios latest chapter: a simple earthling abducted from earth in 1988 finds himself at the centre of the Galaxy’s greatest challenge. Peter Quill played by Parks and Recreation’s Christ Pratt is a smooth talking yet misunderstood earthling caught up in…

  • Enemy of the State

    Release date: November 20 1998  It’s not paranoia if they’re really after you. It’s been a while folks. A damn long while. I apologize to the three people who read my reviews religiously. I hope you’ve discovered by friend Chris Hanna’s site and enjoyed his written delectables. Much like the discography of Rage Against The…

  • The Fifth Estate

    Release date: October 18, 2013  You can’t expose the world’s greatest secrets without exposing your own… Chicken stuff Here I was, sitting all handsome and thinking Benedict Cumberbatch could do no wrong. Oh how I was terribly mistaken. The Social Network The Fifth Estate is the story of recent events surrounding the infamous, secret-exposing website wikileaks…

  • A Night at the Roxbury

    Releas date: October 2, 1998  SCORE! Can anyone else show me where the late 90’s is better represented? No, no please don’t call Busta Rhymes. I was but a young lad of 10 years when A Night at the Roxbury came out. I think that’s where I developed my love for hair products throughout my…

  • Space Cowboys

    Release date: August 4, 2000  Grumpy old men… In space. Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland, James Garner, James Cromwell, Marcia Gay Harden and William Devane. Can you smell the Bengay, Goldbold and hard candy? No, it’s not The Oscars post party. It’s Space Cowboys staring a Canadian (metric) poop-ton of Oscar caliber talent…

  • Lethal Weapon

    Release date: March 6, 2012  Lethal Weapon has found its way onto many of my “Top 5” lists, published and to come. It’s a film I can sit back anytime and enjoy for different things. Being a buddy cop/action film from the 80’s its got action, suspense, comedy, slight boobage and even some cursing. Written by Shane Black…

  • Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox

    Release date: July 30, 2013  At the pseudo-suggestion from Kevin Smith to watch this little flick, I sat down for what would be a gripping and awesome night. JL: The Flashpoint Paradox is the 17th instalment in the DC Universe Animated Movie series. For my one longtime reader, you’ll remember how big a fan I…

  • This Is The End

    Release date: June 12, 2013  Nothing ruins a party like the end of the world… Or having to see Danny McBride. If you knew it was the end of the world, would you want to go party at James Franco’s house? I probably would if he had a NES with Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. This…