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  • The Expendables 3

    Release date: August 15, 2014  All the taglines sucked for this film. I honestly should refer you all to my review of The Expendables 2. It ís likely still very accurate. Part of the band is back together! Older, less wrinkled with 50% more explosions The Expendables 3 promises to do exactly what the first…

  • A Night at the Roxbury

    Releas date: October 2, 1998  SCORE! Can anyone else show me where the late 90’s is better represented? No, no please don’t call Busta Rhymes. I was but a young lad of 10 years when A Night at the Roxbury came out. I think that’s where I developed my love for hair products throughout my…

  • This Is The End

    Release date: June 12, 2013  Nothing ruins a party like the end of the world… Or having to see Danny McBride. If you knew it was the end of the world, would you want to go party at James Franco’s house? I probably would if he had a NES with Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. This…

  • Ready To Rumble

    Release date: April 7, 2000  Sometimes two heads are simply more than one. I have probably rented this movie more times than it would have costed to buy it three times. Yes I RENTED Ready To Rumble; and not only did I rent it, I rented it on VHS. (I’m getting old kiddies) For those of…

  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    Release date: May 22, 1985  No man, no law, no war can stop him. This month’s Most Wanted Monday flick, as voted by you the audience was Rambo: First Blood Part II. Let’s just quickly look at the title of this film. It is all over the place, not making sense. The first blood was…

  • The Watch

    Release date: July 27, 2012  Got Protection? This flick has about as much focus as a kid with ADHD in a room full of colours and boobs. The Watch, previously titled Neighbourhood Watch is your typical sci-fi comedy filled with laughs, bangs and “WTF’s!?” Written by such comedic genii (writer’s note: That’s right- genii. Plural of…