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  • Ready To Rumble

    Release date: April 7, 2000  Sometimes two heads are simply more than one. I have probably rented this movie more times than it would have costed to buy it three times. Yes I RENTED Ready To Rumble; and not only did I rent it, I rented it on VHS. (I’m getting old kiddies) For those of…

  • Top 5 Comfort Films

    We all have those films we pop on the TV when we’re sad, sick or lonely. They may not be good, but they do the job at entertaining, distracting or even comforting us when life is just a tad grey. No not one of the 50 shades, I’m talking when you’re blue. Not Eiffel 65…

  • Here Comes The Boom

    Release date, October 12, 2012  One teacher still believes in fighting for his students, in his bathing suit. How did I ever let this one slip between my fingers!? The King of Queens and former teammate of Mrs Foley’s little hardcore wrestling legend Mick Foley, Kevin James is kicking ass in Here Comes The Boom!…

  • Lincoln

    Release date: November 16, 2012  Four score and seven years ago I started watching this film, and finished last night.  I was debating internally whether or not I should review Lincoln. My thoughts were all over the place. I could easily recognize that this is an Oscar caliber film, but could it be too big…

  • The Muppets

    Release date: November 23, 2011  I for one, welcome BACK our Muppet overlords. I’m not gonna hide it. If you read my review of The Muppet Christmas Carole you know just how much I love The Muppets. I grew up on reruns of The Muppet Show. Fozzie Bear is my bro. The Muppets have always transcended…

  • Skyfall

    American release date: November 9, 2012  Bond, James “McBeard” Bond. I have been known to be a fanboy in my life. I’m a nerd. I love Star Wars, Transformers, GI Joe, Batman, Ironman… The list goes on and on. But before I was ever exposed to any of them, my mom let me watch GoldenEye.…

  • The Condemned

    Release date: April 27, 2007  Ten people will fight. Nine people will die. You get to watch. Watch it in boxers. The Condemned. Currently streaming on Netflix! One of the later films in WWE’s first foray in the movie makin’ business.  It is also the first film with late 90’s blue collar, working man’s idol “Stone…

  • GoldenEye

    Release date: November 13, 1995  No limits. No fears. No substitutes. Just a boat-load of one-liners! GoldenEye. The seventeenth 007 James Bond film. The first with Pierce Brosnan as Bond and the film that spawned my favorite Nintendo64 game: GoldenEye. SO much could be said about this film and the series in general. Dating all…

  • X-Men: First Class

    Release date: June 13, 2011  Witness the moment that will change our world. Netflix. Oh how I love thee. With that love comes awesome flicks. When thinking of awesome flicks X-Men: First Class should be in that thought. And if it isn’t, you’re a jerk-face. So I sat down and streamed this little retro film…

  • Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

    Release date: October 26, 2012  This Halloween prepare for a 3D ride through hell… of the senses. Holy Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! It’s another film sequel based off of a popular videogame. And boy do we all know those do so well! I’m looking at you Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the…