Release date: December 25, 2012  Life, liberty and the pursuit of vengeance… while sports awesome facial hair. I’ll be honest here. I actually didn’t have very high hopes for Django Unchained. While being a very open fan of Quentin Tarantino, I just couldn’t get behind the idea that he could write a racial piece set…

Release date: September 22, 2000  I much like Adam Savage of the Mythbusters hate throwing around the  term “perfect film” but there are two movies I can name without much wincing. The first being Raiders of The Lost Ark. The second is the film that set me down the path in life I currently follow: Almost Famous. No film…

Release date: November 21, 2012 Yule believe in elves. And SERBIAN SANTA! Happy Hardcore Holidays! It’s that wonderful time of year when families get together for parties that involve a lot of drinking, yelling and my aunt Gina  punching out my cousin Guido because he told her that the green dress she’s wearing makes her…

Cineplex’s MOST WANTED MONDAYS are back again. This month you, the people and quadrupeds voted! Like every month, I put my faith into the system and the majority of you silly gooses chose Batman Returns! How do you guys know every time!? So just to keep up appearances you should take a moment from my jolly site…

Release date: November 16, 2012  Four score and seven years ago I started watching this film, and finished last night.  I was debating internally whether or not I should review Lincoln. My thoughts were all over the place. I could easily recognize that this is an Oscar caliber film, but could it be too big…

Release date: November 23, 2011  I for one, welcome BACK our Muppet overlords. I’m not gonna hide it. If you read my review of The Muppet Christmas Carole you know just how much I love The Muppets. I grew up on reruns of The Muppet Show. Fozzie Bear is my bro. The Muppets have always transcended…

American release date: November 9, 2012  Bond, James “McBeard” Bond. I have been known to be a fanboy in my life. I’m a nerd. I love Star Wars, Transformers, GI Joe, Batman, Ironman… The list goes on and on. But before I was ever exposed to any of them, my mom let me watch GoldenEye.…

Release date: November 13, 1995  No limits. No fears. No substitutes. Just a boat-load of one-liners! GoldenEye. The seventeenth 007 James Bond film. The first with Pierce Brosnan as Bond and the film that spawned my favorite Nintendo64 game: GoldenEye. SO much could be said about this film and the series in general. Dating all…

Release date: June 13, 2011  Witness the moment that will change our world. Netflix. Oh how I love thee. With that love comes awesome flicks. When thinking of awesome flicks X-Men: First Class should be in that thought. And if it isn’t, you’re a jerk-face. So I sat down and streamed this little retro film…

Release date: October 1, 2010  You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies. I’m diving into the past. That’s correct: 2010. Back when times were simple and you could make a million 200 million dollars with a film about a billion dollar company, with Spiderman. The Social Network; a story about…