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  • Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    Release Date: February 17, 2012  I. Just. Can’t. Believe. How great. Nick Cage’s. WIlliam Shatner impression. IS. So this week, I sat down for the latest 3D flick to be pumped into theaters: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance! Boy oh boy was this… something! Although I will have to admit that I was slightly distracted during the…

  • This Means War

    Release Date: February 17 2012  I honestly wish I had done more research before going to see This Means War. I might have changed my mind knowing that CHELSEA HANDLER was going to disgrace us with her presence. With that being said upfront. I managed to sit in my comfortable seat for almost exactly 2…

  • The Grey

    Release Date: January 27, 2012  Putting aside all the jokes and myths about the fact that Liam Neeson is extremely well endowed, I now know more than ever, if I am in a sticky situation I want Liam as my wingman. This guy is boss even when he’s depressed as shit. I recently sat down…

  • Red Tails

    Release Date: January 20, 2012  I got the visual pleasure of sitting down for George Lucas’ latest production: Red Tails. He exec-produced this little slice of cinematic aviation cake. So you know it’s going to be grand and well developed. However, I’m still paranoid since the Jar-Jar Binks fiasco of ’99. Red Tails follows the true story…

  • Man on a Ledge

    release date: January 27, 2011  Welcome to twenty-twelve! My news years started off with a bang. And by “with a bang,” I mean a poke! Elizabeth Banks with NO BRA alert! For my first review of the year I sat down for Man on a Ledge. Only the second film directed by Asger Leth, who…

  • National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

    Release: December 1, 1989  I can finally say I am in the mother -F-in Christmas mood! Even with Montreal’s green December, I am in the holiday mood after watching this little pre-90’s gem! I used to watch Christmas Vacation every Christmas, along with A Charlie Brown Christmas. I think I might just have to start doing that…

  • UFC Ultimate Fight Collection 2011 Edition Review

    DVD Package Reviewed by Steven Wilson The Ultimate gift for the Ultimate Fighting Championship fan in your life is hitting DVD shelves this Tuesday December 6th, and it comes in the form of a 20 disc DVD set highlighting what was one of if not the greatest 12 month period of action in UFC’s history.…

  • War Horse

    Release: December 25th, 2011  I got the privilege to sit down this week and watch Steven Spielberg’s latest film, War Horse. This film follows a young thoroughbred horse through his journey growing up and on both sides of the battle in the first world war. I’ll be honest with you. I was really sure Sarah Jessica Parker (click the…

  • I’ll Be Home For Christmas

    Release: November 13, 1998  Wow! For my second trip down the holiday memory lane, I sat down for I’ll Be Home For Christmas. This flick was made at the peak of the popularity of Home Improvement. The show that launched the career of young Jonathan Taylor Thomas; the star of this little Christmas bag of…

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    Release: December 11, 1992  I have made the commitment to look back at past Christmases and my childhood to revisit some fun holiday films. I plan on reviewing a different holiday flick every week until the jolly fat-man comes barreling down our chimneys. Seeing as Jason Segel just brought back my favorite ragtag gang of…